I feel smart:)
Personification: My WiFi is being an asshole.
By calling my WiFi an asshole, I am giving it human traits.
I am Liz:)
Not even the slightest bit perfect and I love it<3
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
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Screw reality, I love my own little world:)
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(Source: dreaming-about-disney)
(Source: infinityonsigh)
I was a child and she was child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love…
I can never win.
So I got mad at my friend because he kept on assuming that gel bracelets mean something. They don’t. They are just bracelets. I tend to wear the black ones. Yes, ignorant people, the ones that mean sex. For the record, I’m a virgin and damn proud of it. Anyways, I ended up cutting one off right in front of him just to point out how meaningless it really is. He continued saying that they have a meaning and I lost a bracelet. Either way I lost, I had to put up with hearing his voice and I lost a bracelet.
“You’re just another evil ex waiting to happen.”
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